{"id":16735,"date":"2013-06-19T05:30:04","date_gmt":"2013-06-19T03:30:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/libelul.com\/?p=16735"},"modified":"2013-06-19T01:11:10","modified_gmt":"2013-06-18T23:11:10","slug":"addiction-a-la-connexion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/libelul.com\/?p=16735","title":{"rendered":"Addiction \u00e0 la connexion"},"content":{"rendered":"

Moi je suis totalement accro,
\nComme si tout mon monde allait s’\u00e9crouler,
\nSi mon Iphone<\/em> me fait d\u00e9faut.<\/p>\n

Avant, lorsque je sortais, il me fallait trouver,
\nCigarette, briquet, cl\u00e9 …
\nMaintenant je ne fume plus mais j’ai gagn\u00e9 une nouvelle addiction,
\nCelle d’\u00eatre s\u00fbre que la batterie est charg\u00e9e \u00e0 100%.<\/p>\n

Et pourquoi ?
\nAi-je vraiment besoin de tous ces mails ?
\nDe mes alertes BFM ?
\nDe tweeter et instagrammer le temps pr\u00e9sent ?<\/p>\n

Et je suis (presque) contente d’\u00eatre bient\u00f4t en vacances,
\n\u00c0 Brehat aka. le BouyguesTelecom no man’s land,
\nRetrouver la sensation de libert\u00e9,
\nN’\u00eatre plus si d\u00e9pendante.<\/p>\n

Et vous, \u00eatre-vous connexion d\u00e9pendant(e) ?<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"caps\"<\/p>\n

Small Ville Apple caps by Pana Objects<\/a><\/p>\n

I am totally addicted,
\nAs if my whole world were to collapse,
\nIf my iPhone failed me.<\/p>\n

Before, when I went out, I only had to find,
\nMy cigarettes, lighter and keys …
\nNow I’ve replaced the smoking addiction,
\nWith one who might be much worse :
\nMaking sure the Iphone battery is 100% charged.<\/p>\n

And why? For what?
\nDo I really need all these messages?
\nMy news alerts?
\nTweeting and instagramming each and every moment?<\/p>\n

I’m (almost) happy to be on vacation soon,
\nAt Brehat aka. BouyguesTelecom’s no man’s land,
\nAnd feel the freedom of being less dependent,
\nOf my connected addiction.<\/p>\n

And you, are you totally connection dependent?<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

Moi je suis totalement accro, Comme si tout mon monde allait s’\u00e9crouler, Si mon Iphone me fait d\u00e9faut. Avant, lorsque je sortais, il me fallait trouver, Cigarette, briquet, cl\u00e9 … Maintenant je ne fume plus mais j’ai gagn\u00e9 une nouvelle addiction, Celle d’\u00eatre s\u00fbre que la batterie est charg\u00e9e \u00e0 100%. Et pourquoi ? Ai-je […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[222],"tags":[32],"class_list":["post-16735","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-le-bureau-et-les-petits-papiers","tag-accessoires"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/posPp-4lV","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/libelul.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16735","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/libelul.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/libelul.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/libelul.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/libelul.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16735"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/libelul.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16735\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16737,"href":"https:\/\/libelul.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16735\/revisions\/16737"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/libelul.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16735"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/libelul.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16735"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/libelul.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16735"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}