{"id":16870,"date":"2013-07-09T05:30:14","date_gmt":"2013-07-09T03:30:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/libelul.com\/?p=16870"},"modified":"2013-07-11T09:39:20","modified_gmt":"2013-07-11T07:39:20","slug":"lenfer-de-la-valise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/libelul.com\/?p=16870","title":{"rendered":"L&rsquo;enfer de la valise"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Moi j&rsquo;ai la valisocontrar\u00efte.<\/p>\n<p>Quesako ? Penchons-nous sur la d\u00e9finition.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Valisocontrar\u00efte (n.)<\/strong><br \/>\nMaladie tr\u00e8s grave, emp\u00eachant toute personne atteinte,<br \/>\n\u00c0 faire sa valise de taille raisonnable,<br \/>\nEt dans un temps raisonnable.<\/p>\n<p>Quelques exemples v\u00e9cus prouvant que je l&rsquo;ai contract\u00e9e,<br \/>\nEt que je n&rsquo;ai pas encore de rem\u00e8de miracle.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Toujours commencer sa valise apr\u00e8s minuit, la veille du d\u00e9part.<br \/>\n<em>Particuli\u00e8rement handicapant pour les d\u00e9parts matinaux.<\/em><br \/>\n<em><em>Manque de sommeil et irritabilit\u00e9 garantie.<\/em><\/em><\/li>\n<li>Se pr\u00e9occuper des m\u00e9dicaments \u00e0 emporter toujours dans la nuit.<br \/>\n<em><em>De pr\u00e9f\u00e9rence le Dimanche. Sinon c&rsquo;est pas dr\u00f4le.<\/em><\/em><\/li>\n<li>Penser \u00e0 regarder la m\u00e9t\u00e9o, une fois toute la penderie sortie.<br \/>\nPuis douter de la v\u00e9racit\u00e9 des pr\u00e9visions M\u00e9t\u00e9o France.<br \/>\n<em>Des fois qu&rsquo;ils se trompent &#8230; autant pr\u00e9voir option Pluie\/Froid\/Chaud\/Canicule.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Heureusement il y a Laurent qui lui est atteint du syndrome Stressz\u00e9ro.<br \/>\nEt en plus il me pratique depuis 12 ans.<br \/>\nAlors en g\u00e9n\u00e9ral quand en pleine nuit je suis encore en train de d\u00e9cider,<br \/>\nSi cela vaut la peine de trier ou s&rsquo;il ne vaudrait mieux pas tout emporter,<br \/>\nLui dors &#8230; paisiblement.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Et vous, atteint(e) de la Valisocontrar\u00efte ?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"16872\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/libelul.com\/?attachment_id=16872\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/libelul.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/liberty-by-london-suitcase.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"540,385\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"liberty-by-london-suitcase\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/libelul.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/liberty-by-london-suitcase.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-16872\" alt=\"liberty-by-london-suitcase\" src=\"http:\/\/libelul.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/liberty-by-london-suitcase.jpg\" width=\"540\" height=\"385\" srcset=\"https:\/\/libelul.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/liberty-by-london-suitcase.jpg 540w, https:\/\/libelul.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/liberty-by-london-suitcase-450x320.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 540px) 100vw, 540px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.liberty.co.uk\/fcp\/categorylist\/designer\/liberty-print-suitcases\" target=\"_blank\">Liberty London Suitcase<\/a> photo by Emma Lee<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I am sick with Suitcase\u00eftis.<\/p>\n<p>What&rsquo;s that? Let us look up the definition.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Suitcase\u00eftis (n.)<\/strong><br \/>\nA very serious illness, preventing any affected person,<br \/>\nTo make his suitcase of reasonable size,<br \/>\nAnd within a reasonable timelapse.<\/p>\n<p>Here below some real-life examples demonstrating if needed,<br \/>\nThat I am deeply sick, and have found no miracle cure.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Always start your suitcase after midnight the day before departure.<br \/>\n<em>Particularly\u00a0incapacitating on early departures.<\/em><br \/>\n<em> Lack of sleep and irritability fully guaranteed.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Worry about medecine to take at night.<br \/>\n<em>Preferably on Sunday. Otherwise it really is not funny.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Check the weather, once the entire wardrobe is out.<br \/>\nThen doubt the veracity of the weather forecasts.<br \/>\n<em>They are always wrong anyway. <\/em><br \/>\n<em>Include all options Rain \/ Cold \/ Warm \/ Heatwave.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Fortunately there is Laurent suffering from the Stressless syndrome.<br \/>\nAnd has seen me operating for the last 12 years.<br \/>\nSo usually at night when I&rsquo;m still trying to decide,<br \/>\nIf it&rsquo;s worth sorting or whether it would be better to take everything,<br \/>\nHe is usually sleeps &#8230; peacefully.<\/p>\n<p><strong>And you, are you also sick with Suitcase\u00eftis ?<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/libelul.com\/?p=16870\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"270\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>Moi j&rsquo;ai la valisocontrar\u00efte. Quesako ? Penchons-nous sur la d\u00e9finition. Valisocontrar\u00efte (n.) Maladie tr\u00e8s grave, emp\u00eachant toute personne atteinte, \u00c0 faire sa valise de taille raisonnable, Et dans un temps raisonnable. Quelques exemples v\u00e9cus prouvant que je l&rsquo;ai contract\u00e9e, Et que je n&rsquo;ai pas encore de rem\u00e8de miracle. Toujours commencer sa valise apr\u00e8s minuit, la [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[38],"tags":[396],"class_list":["post-16870","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mes-humeurs-et-concours","tag-pensees"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/posPp-4o6","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/libelul.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16870","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/libelul.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/libelul.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/libelul.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/libelul.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16870"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/libelul.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16870\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/libelul.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16870"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/libelul.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16870"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/libelul.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16870"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}