{"id":2916,"date":"2010-01-05T11:46:33","date_gmt":"2010-01-05T09:46:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/libelul.com\/?p=2916"},"modified":"2010-05-07T22:08:47","modified_gmt":"2010-05-07T20:08:47","slug":"cheri-tu-voudrais-pas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/libelul.com\/?p=2916","title":{"rendered":"Ch\u00e9ri tu voudrais pas &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Moi je ne sais pas trop comment c&rsquo;est arriv\u00e9 &#8230;<br \/>\nMais je trouve que Laurent a chang\u00e9.<br \/>\nAvant rien que l&rsquo;id\u00e9e de devoir sortir un marteau, un tirevis, c&rsquo;\u00e9tait toute une histoire.<br \/>\nDes heures de n\u00e9gociations \u00e0 n&rsquo;en plus finir. Pour qu&rsquo;enfin par KO il c\u00e8de.<br \/>\nJe trouvais tout ces pr\u00e9liminaires absurdes &#8211; mais c&rsquo;\u00e9tait de l&rsquo;impos\u00e9 donc je m&rsquo;y pliais.<\/p>\n<p>Mais depuis quelques temps &#8211; je ne saurais dire quand exactement &#8211; j&rsquo;ai constat\u00e9 une nette am\u00e9lioration des conditions de jeux.<br \/>\nPlus besoin d&rsquo;imaginer mille et un arguments qui tuent.<br \/>\nNon Laurent r\u00e9pond \u00ab\u00a0Oui\u00a0\u00bb et se met dans l&rsquo;action.<\/p>\n<p>La derni\u00e8re en date c&rsquo;\u00e9tait hier.<br \/>\nDepuis ma nouvelle r\u00e9solution \u00ab\u00a0CUISINER\u00a0\u00bb, je me suis mis en t\u00eate de r\u00e9organiser cette fameuse pi\u00e8ce.<br \/>\nDonc hier j&rsquo;\u00e9tablis une strat\u00e9gie &#8211; achat des barres pour accrocher mes nouveaux joujous.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8211; \u00ab\u00a0&#8230;et si on allait apr\u00e8s le travail les acheter, tu passerais pas me chercher ?\u00a0\u00bb\u00a0 <em>ENVOYER<br \/>\n(oui je sais c&rsquo;est vil de faire ce type de demandes par SMS &#8211; mais au moins je risque pas d&rsquo;entendre les PFF exc\u00e9d\u00e9s)<br \/>\n<\/em><\/li>\n<li>&#8211; NEW SMS \u00ab\u00a0OK\u00a0\u00bb<br \/>\n<em>Oui oui t&rsquo;as bien lu &#8211; OK &#8211; pas de n\u00e9go, pas de pff, rien juste OK !<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Apr\u00e8s s\u00e9lection, achat, retour maison,\u00a0juste avant d&rsquo;entammer\u00a0les 4 \u00e9tages sans ascenseur &#8230; vers 20h &#8230;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8211; \u00ab\u00a0&#8230;Il est trop tard hein? pour les installer &#8230;\u00a0\u00bb\u00a0 <em><br \/>\nJe dis \u00e7\u00e0 uniquement pour lui laisser la possibilit\u00e9 de me dire NON sans PFF exc\u00e9d\u00e9s<br \/>\n<\/em><\/li>\n<li>&#8211; \u00ab\u00a0Non, laisse moi juste faire un truc et c&rsquo;est bon on encha\u00eene !\u00a0\u00bb<br \/>\n<em>Oui oui t&rsquo;as bien lu &#8211; un OUI pro-actif.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>J&rsquo;en suis rest\u00e9e bouche b\u00e9e !<br \/>\nAvec tout \u00e7\u00e0 j&rsquo;ai m\u00eame pas eu le temps de prendre de photos de ma super cuisine de chef &#8230;<br \/>\nmais j&rsquo;ai une question existentielle pour vous :<\/p>\n<p>Le<strong> KitchenAid Robot Artisan<\/strong> est-ce vraiment n\u00e9cessaire \u00e0 ma survie en milieu hostile que je cherche \u00e0 conqu\u00e9rir ?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"2919\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/libelul.com\/?attachment_id=2919\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/libelul.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/kitchen_aid_pink.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"400,299\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"kitchen_aid_pink\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/libelul.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/kitchen_aid_pink-300x224.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/libelul.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/kitchen_aid_pink.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2919\" title=\"kitchen_aid_pink\" src=\"http:\/\/libelul.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/kitchen_aid_pink.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"380\" srcset=\"https:\/\/libelul.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/kitchen_aid_pink.jpg 400w, https:\/\/libelul.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/kitchen_aid_pink-300x224.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/libelul.com\/?p=2916\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"270\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>Moi je ne sais pas trop comment c&rsquo;est arriv\u00e9 &#8230; Mais je trouve que Laurent a chang\u00e9. Avant rien que l&rsquo;id\u00e9e de devoir sortir un marteau, un tirevis, c&rsquo;\u00e9tait toute une histoire. Des heures de n\u00e9gociations \u00e0 n&rsquo;en plus finir. Pour qu&rsquo;enfin par KO il c\u00e8de. Je trouvais tout ces pr\u00e9liminaires absurdes &#8211; mais c&rsquo;\u00e9tait [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[216],"tags":[119,394],"class_list":["post-2916","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-la-cuisine","tag-cuisine","tag-decoration"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/posPp-L2","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/libelul.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2916","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/libelul.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/libelul.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/libelul.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/libelul.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2916"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/libelul.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2916\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/libelul.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2916"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/libelul.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2916"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/libelul.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2916"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}