{"id":5669,"date":"2010-09-05T05:30:21","date_gmt":"2010-09-05T03:30:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/libelul.com\/?p=5669"},"modified":"2010-09-06T23:08:08","modified_gmt":"2010-09-06T21:08:08","slug":"maniaqueries-de-bureaux","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/libelul.com\/?p=5669","title":{"rendered":"Maniaqueries de bureaux …"},"content":{"rendered":"

Moi je suis maniaque.
\nD\u2019ailleurs je ne m\u2019en cache pas vraiment.
\nC\u2019est vrai parfois chez moi, \u00e7\u00e0 peut \u00eatre un le bazar,
\nMais au bureau c\u2019est une toute autre histoire.<\/p>\n

Bureau rang\u00e9. Dossiers class\u00e9s.
\nStylos feutres \u2013 neufs jamais utilis\u00e9s.
\nMa petite d\u00e9co \u00e0 ne surtout pas toucher.<\/p>\n

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J\u2019avoue je suis un peu comme la Muriel<\/a>,
\nTu sais celle de la compta,
\nQui te fatigue avec ces formulaires \u00e0 remplir,
\nPour les vacances, les RTT, les notes de frais.<\/p>\n

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Celle qui ne supporte pas que tu signes
\nen rouge, vert ou bleu.
\nEt pique sa crise, si elle perd son stylo.<\/p>\n

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Et puis l\u2019autre jour, je ne sais pas trop ce qui s\u2019est pass\u00e9,
\nMais la Muriel a chang\u00e9,
\nElle m\u2019a dit que les stylos elle s\u2019en fichait.<\/p>\n

Depuis elle ne parle plus que des Pilot<\/a> Acroball<\/a>,
\nD\u2019histoires de quizz<\/a> et de chasse aux tickets<\/a> \u2026
\nCach\u00e9s un peu partout,
\nsur Facebook<\/a>, les r\u00e9seaux pro<\/a> \u2026 et m\u00eame Yahoo !<\/p>\n

J\u2019ai rien compris, mais moi tout ce que je sais
\nc\u2019est que depuis, elle est cherche partout,
\nUn myst\u00e9rieux stylo gagnant \u2026 c\u2019est fou ????<\/p>\n

Il para\u00eet m\u00eame qu\u2019il y a des tonnes de trucs \u00e0 gagner \u2026
\nEt si je me mettais moi aussi \u00e0 chercher ?<\/p>\n

Et vous, \u00e7\u00e0 vous dit une petite chasse au tr\u00e9sors ?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Pilot met en jeu une Chevrolet Spark, un voyage au soleil, une journ\u00e9e relooking compl\u00e8te, 5 packs WII fit, 60 coffrets DOZE \u00ab Emotion \u00bb, 2 Ghetto blaster Ipod dock, 5930 jeux flash et 16 000 fonds d\u2019\u00e9cran qui seront imput\u00e9s al\u00e9atoirement au gagnant des r\u00e9seaux professionnel, grand public (papeterie, gms) et internet.<\/em><\/p>\n

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Article sponsoris\u00e9<\/em><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

Moi je suis maniaque. D\u2019ailleurs je ne m\u2019en cache pas vraiment. C\u2019est vrai parfois chez moi, \u00e7\u00e0 peut \u00eatre un le bazar, Mais au bureau c\u2019est une toute autre histoire. Bureau rang\u00e9. Dossiers class\u00e9s. Stylos feutres \u2013 neufs jamais utilis\u00e9s. Ma petite d\u00e9co \u00e0 ne surtout pas toucher. J\u2019avoue je suis un peu comme la […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[222],"tags":[361,124,360,329],"class_list":["post-5669","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-le-bureau-et-les-petits-papiers","tag-acroball","tag-bureau","tag-pilot","tag-sponsorise"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/posPp-1tr","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/libelul.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5669","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/libelul.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/libelul.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/libelul.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/libelul.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5669"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/libelul.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5669\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/libelul.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5669"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/libelul.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5669"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/libelul.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5669"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}