{"id":9561,"date":"2011-09-15T05:25:18","date_gmt":"2011-09-15T03:25:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/libelul.com\/?p=9561"},"modified":"2011-09-14T14:14:01","modified_gmt":"2011-09-14T12:14:01","slug":"le-pourquoi-du-comment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/libelul.com\/?p=9561","title":{"rendered":"Le pourquoi du comment."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Moi parfois j&rsquo;oublie que je suis sa maman,<br \/>\nParce que parfois ses r\u00e9ponses sont simplement tordantes,<br \/>\nEt que sa r\u00e9ponse ne peut pas juste me faire rire.<\/p>\n<p>Particuli\u00e8rement quand je lui demande,<br \/>\nPourquoi il a fait une b\u00eatise,<br \/>\nPourquoi il n&rsquo;a pas mang\u00e9,<br \/>\nPourquoi il a grond\u00e9 <em>Ernie<\/em> &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Et plus r\u00e9cemment pourquoi la ma\u00eetresse l&rsquo;a puni <em>??!!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Invariablement la m\u00eame r\u00e9ponse :<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Parce que j&rsquo;ai envie !<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"9563\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/libelul.com\/?attachment_id=9563\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/libelul.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/paske-by-libelul.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"450,323\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"paske-by-libelul\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/libelul.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/paske-by-libelul-380x272.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/libelul.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/paske-by-libelul.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9563\" title=\"paske-by-libelul\" src=\"http:\/\/libelul.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/paske-by-libelul.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"323\" srcset=\"https:\/\/libelul.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/paske-by-libelul.jpg 450w, https:\/\/libelul.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/paske-by-libelul-380x272.jpg 380w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"460\" height=\"288\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/wex6SXJAiR0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ebuzzing.com\/rd\/29300_3289_477129_7598_6492_21558\/vbdt.fr\/paskebl\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\">PASKE<\/a> by vertbaudet<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Alors lorsque j&rsquo;ai vu la nouvelle <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ebuzzing.com\/rd\/29300_3289_477129_7598_6492_21558\/vbdt.fr\/paskebl\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\">web s\u00e9rie<\/a> de <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ebuzzing.com\/rd\/29300_3289_477129_7598_6492_21558\/vbdt.fr\/paskebl\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\">vertbaudet<\/a>,<br \/>\nJe pensais \u00e0 tous ces dr\u00f4les de moments,<br \/>\nQue nous allons vivre en tant que parents,<br \/>\nEt qu&rsquo;il va falloir de mani\u00e8re urgente que j&rsquo;apprenne,<br \/>\n\u00c0 garder mon s\u00e9rieux, et ne pas rire forc\u00e9ment.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Essayer de r\u00e9pondre \u00e0 ses bizarres questionnements,<br \/>\nMe montrer moins attendrie par ces petites b\u00eatises,<br \/>\nEnfin &#8230; celles vraiment importantes.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Et je vous invite \u00e0 d\u00e9couvrir l&rsquo;\u00e9pisode de la semaine<br \/>\nDiffus\u00e9e sur leur page <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ebuzzing.com\/rd\/29300_3289_477129_7598_6492_21558\/vbdt.fr\/paskebl\" target=\"_blank\">Facebook<\/a>,<br \/>\nAvec quelques explications sur le pourquoi du comment,<br \/>\nDe la perte des dents &#8230; les dentistes appr\u00e9cieront \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>Et vous, enfant vous aviez des questionnements bizarres ?<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Et vos enfants ?<\/strong><\/p>\n<div style=\"display:none\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/stat.ebuzzing.com\/stats\/29300_3289_477129_7598_6492_1.jpg\" border=\"0\" style=\"width:0px;height:0px\"  \/><\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ebuzzing.com\/\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\"><em>Article sponsoris\u00e9<\/em><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/libelul.com\/?p=9561\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"270\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>Moi parfois j&rsquo;oublie que je suis sa maman, Parce que parfois ses r\u00e9ponses sont simplement tordantes, Et que sa r\u00e9ponse ne peut pas juste me faire rire. Particuli\u00e8rement quand je lui demande, Pourquoi il a fait une b\u00eatise, Pourquoi il n&rsquo;a pas mang\u00e9, Pourquoi il a grond\u00e9 Ernie &#8230; Et plus r\u00e9cemment pourquoi la ma\u00eetresse [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[214],"tags":[598,329,378],"class_list":["post-9561","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-les-enfants","tag-paske","tag-sponsorise","tag-vertbaudet"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/posPp-2ud","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/libelul.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9561","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/libelul.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/libelul.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/libelul.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/libelul.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9561"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/libelul.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9561\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/libelul.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9561"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/libelul.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9561"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/libelul.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9561"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}